The art of the selective misquote...

From Sunday's NYTimes Book Review:

Mr. Bush added that "in this job, there are some simple pleasures in life that really help you cope. One is Barney..."


Barney? Barney?! Oh, not THAT Barney! Right, right, right…there’s the dog, Barney. But…well, Barney?

At least we don't use misquotes for politic ends.