The Jesus-Christ of politics.

Silvio Berlusconi, prime minister of Italy, wanted to set the record straight: He was "joking" when he compared himself to Napoleon.
"I am the Jesus Christ of politics," he corrected himself a day later in a speech on Saturday. "I am a patient victim. I bear everything. I sacrifice myself for everyone. IHT

Please give my a kleenex to wipe my tears away.... Well, the good thing about Berlusconi is that whenever I get desperate about my country's politicians or think they are clowns, I remember there's always Italy, with the greatest bozo in Europe!