To Sum Up the Conservative Right.

The Plank wrote a funny post descriing an imaginary conservative publishing house trying to brainstorm book topics.

They would have

• a list of enemies: Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, The Democrats, The United Nations, France, Michael Moore
• a list of plots to match with the villain: Apologize for Terrorists, Raise Your Taxes, Destroy Christmas, Steal Your Guns, Sodomize Your Children. Just mix and match.
• and a list of book titles "Hillary Clinton's War Against Christmas"; "Traitor: How Howard Dean Apologizes for Terrorists"; "Bonjour, Garcon: The French Plot to Sodomize Your Children"; and so on.