Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!

The Dutch say 'nee' to EU Constitution. But the 'nee' sounds much better than the 'non' for it has the great advantage of reminding me of something far more hilarious which also happens to be a good illustration of the European nonsensical mess these days:

HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!

ARTHUR: Who are you?

HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Nee!

ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Nee!

HEAD KNIGHT: The same!

BEDEMIR: Who are they?

HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Ping, and Nuu-wom!

RANDOM: Nuu-wom!

ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Nee demand a sacrifice!

ARTHUR: Knights of Nee, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!

ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!

HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us.

ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?

HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR: A what?

HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee!

ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!

ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!

ARTHUR: O Knights of Nee, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.

ARTHUR: Of course.

HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.

ARTHUR: Yes.

HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, of course...